Ann Coulter's Hangover
(cross-posted at firedoglake)
UPDATE: Thanks to fahrender at FDL for giving us all a heads up that Ms. Coulter was going to be on Tucker Carlson. She'd taken a shower, changed her clothes and had fresh make up applied, which was a vast improvement from the roll-out-of-the-little-black-dress appearance she gave on the “Today” show. Other than that, it was the same old stuff. She's a leading Republican opinion maker and it's long past time to understand that they love this woman out front and center. She revs up the emotion in Bush's base, which is their only hope.
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She pauses.
She flips her hair.
She stares vapidly into space as if she's forgotten the question. I honestly
thought she had.
Desperation has morphed into delirium. Republicans see Democrats winning in
their sleep and they've evidently taking to drinking to make reality go down.
Ann Coulter needs a hair of the dog, because her hangover is showing. Think
I'm kidding? Watch
her on the “Today” show with Matt Lauer. Evidently, her little
black dress from last night was paraded into the morning hour because she believes
a cocktail dress at breakfast is the norm; only in the land of Republican elite.
What is it with these sex
obsessed Republican pedophiles
and perverts, sexual predators
and adulterers?
Why do Republicans keep fantasizing about gay marriage, and oral sex in the
oval office?
Liberals hate science and react badly to it. They will literally run from
the room, lightheaded and nauseated, when told of data that might suggest
that the sexes have different abilities in math and science. They repudiate
science when it contradicts their pagan beliefs—that the AIDS virus
doesn’t discriminate, that there is no such thing as IQ, that nuclear
power is dangerous and scary, or that breast implants cause disease. Liberals
use the word science exactly as they use the word constitutional.Both words are nothing more or less than a general statement of liberal approval,
having nothing to do with either science or the Constitution. (Thus, for example,
the following sentence makes sense to liberals: President Clinton saved
the Constitution by repeatedly ejaculating on a fat Jewish girl in the Oval
Office.) …
In Coulter's latest battle cry for Bush, she revs up the very last weapon left
in the Republican armament: the Lewinsky sex pistol. The blonde bimbo of the
Republican cocktail set, who isn't married and doesn't have children and has
lawyered
up over voter fraud, rants on about all things holy about sex and God and
science? Republicans lecturing Democrats about respecting science is
like George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Dennis Hastert or Newt Gingrich lecturing
John Kerry, Wesley Clark, Max Cleland and The Generals about military service.
You can do it, but prepared to be laughed out of the room.
But you really know Ann Coulter's jigger is only half full when you hear her
rant and rave about the 9/11 widows who happen to find Bush a bumbling fool.
“These broads are millionaires, lionized on TV and in articles about
them, reveling in their status as celebrities and stalked by griefparrazies.
I have never seen people enjoying their husband’s death so much.”
– Ann Coulter
“Griefparrazies”? And Ann Coulter calls liberals Godless.
Check the mirror, Stick Shiksa.
As it was said in the film Nixon:
Someone freshen Martha's Ann's drink. I think she's down a quart.
(Coulter doll graphic via BlondeSense.)
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