Rush makes fun of a man with Parkinson's disease. Bush sends troops into harm's
way without a plan and the right equipment. It's hard to know who is more despicable.
However, it's easy to know to what political party they each belong.
If you missed the interview with the toxic blowhard and the g-droppin' Texan
with a death fetish, I can't say you missed much. However, you did miss two
service dodging slanderers that wouldn't know the right end of a barrel unless
it was loaded and cocked by someone else.
Never have two men chatting over the radio waves ever been so enthralled with
the sound of their own voices and the thought of their sycophantic suck ups
holding their midday breath to hear the latest lies straight from 1600 Pennsylvania
Avenue. One thing is for certain, neither man likely heard the irony alert blaring,
for the sounds of their flatulent pronouncements.
Osama? Did someone say Osama? It takes big brass cha-chas to have the unmitigated
gall to bring up the man who perpetrated 9/11, when you're the one who let the
murdering thug get away in the first place, not to mention roam free for over
5 years. Not only did you let him get away, but you also sent our troops on
some wild ass goose chase in Iraq, claiming the enemy was somewhere in the desert.
To top that, you send them there without knowing the mission, the way through
or the way out, while also knowing they had inferior equipment and no clue what would
happen next.
PRESIDENT: … … Osama Bin Laden himself has said that it's just a matter
of time before the United States loses its will and retreats. Give me a second
here, Rush, because I want to share something with you. I am deeply concerned
about a country, the United States, leaving the Middle East. I am worried
that rival forms of extremists will battle for power, obviously creating incredible
damage if they do so; that they will topple modern governments, that they
will be in a position to use oil as a tool to blackmail the West. People say,
“What do you mean by that?” I say, “If they control oil resources,
then they pull oil off the market in order to run the price up, and they will
do so unless we abandon Israel, for example, or unless we abandon allies.
You couple that with a country that doesn't like us with a nuclear weapon
and people will look back at this moment and say, 'What happened to those
people in 2006?' and those are the stakes in this war we face.” On the
one hand we've got a plan to make sure we protect you from immediate attack,
and on the other hand we've got a long-term strategy to deal with these threats,
and part of that strategy is to stay on the offense. Part of the strategy
is to help young democracies like Lebanon and Iraq be able to survive against
the terrorists and the extremists who are trying to crush their hopes, and
part of the democracy is for a freedom movement, which will help create the
conditions so that the extremists become marginalized and unable to recruit.RUSH: Well, that is extremely visionary. One of the things, if I may make
this personal, one of the many things I've admired about you is that you see
down the road 20 or 30 years. You just illustrated that with your comment.
What if down the road 20 years we look back to this time and with 20-20 hindsight
realize we blew it. You're not, as far as it sounds to me, you're not going
to let that happen. You're going to do whatever it takes to secure victory.
Hand me a bag. I'm going to puke. “Extremely visionary,” Rush coos.
Get a room. No wonder these guys want to ban gay marriage. You can hear the
heaving homoerotic pulse of these two faux phobes through every dripping sentence.
Yuck. Just gag these two, before they come right out and gag each other. They're beginning to sound like characters in one of Lynn Cheney's homo-erotic porno novels.
RUSH: Yeah, and then they turn around and get insulted routinely. John Kerry
is not the first. He's just the latest, Mr. President. We don't really have
to focus on him. You've spoken about Senator Kerry. He's now trying to laugh
this off by saying he was talking about you, but clearly he has a Vietnam
era mind-set, back when we had a draft, that if you didn't have a college
deferment you got drafted — and that's his thinking on who comprises military
members, that they're basically uneducated boobs, but it's not just Senator
Kerry. We've got Senator Durbin who has impugned interrogators at Guantanamo
Bay. Throughout this war effort some Democrats have done their best to impugn
the people who are volunteering, offering their lives in sacrifice to defend
this country. They have questioned their motives. They've questioned their
backgrounds and so forth — and frankly, Mr. President, the American people
are outraged by this because John Kerry is just the latest. This is not the
first.THE PRESIDENT: Anybody who is in a position to serve this country ought to
understand the consequences of words, and our troops deserve the full support
of people in government. People here may not agree with my decision. I understand
that. But what I don't understand is any diminution of their sacrifice. We've
got incredible people in our military, and they deserve full praise and full
support of this government. Secondly, what they deserve is a plan for victory,
and we have a plan for victory. Our victory, as you know, is really to help
the Iraqis win, to help the 12 million people, to help Iraq realize the dreams
of 12 million people who voted. To help the political process and help the
security process and help the economic process and we're doing just that.
It's not easy work, because there's an enemy that still tries to derail the
process. They're trying to foment sectarian violence, and on the other hand
it's necessary work. My problem with many of the Democrat voices in Washington
is they have no plan for victory.
Coming from a boil infested, recovering drug addict and sexually challenged
sycophantic narcissist who never served one day of service in his life because
he didn't have the courage to put on the uniform himself, my advice to Rush
Limbaugh is to strap one on and try to see if he can then understand what a
real man has between his legs, instead of some shriveled up pair that belongs
on a Ken doll. Oh, that's right, Ken doesn't have anything between his legs.
Much better analogy, frankly, because since Rush runs through women like Newt, Rudy and St. John do, it's better if he sticks to taking flights to sex slave islands to find
girls (presuming the gender) who can't say no.
As for Mr. Mission Accomplished, the most incompetent, self-involved, self-important,
National Guard skipping, troop slaying commander in chief — insert cough over
the word “commander” here — you are the poorest excuse for a man
this country has ever seen sit atop the highest office in this land. You don't
deserve to utter the word “military” or “troops” or “victory”
for that matter, because no one in the history of this country has abused, misused,
maligned through bad faith, then slaughtered and abandoned our military to die
on the preemptive war battlefield more than you, sir. “What they deserve is a plan for victory”? I'll just let that one float in the foul smelling air of your bloated and oblivious self importance, you incompetent, slaughtering sad sack of a man.
You are both frauds of the highest order, giving yourself airs that you know
what “supporting the troops” even comes close to meaning. If both
of you were sitting in the same room you wouldn't make one man, one-half of
a soldier. In fact, you don't have a clue of the code of honor and brotherhood
that comes with being in the military, especially considering that Rush dodged
and George skipped off. Maybe that's why you both find it so lofty to send soldiers
to slaughter in a war that has nothing to do with our own national security.
Letting them die and become maimed on a battlefield that long ago lost any purpose.
“Supporting the troops” surely doesn't mean hanging them out to dry
in the desert so you can win election after election and drag a war out for
your own precious legacy, making sure to hand the carnage off to the next presidents
so you can skulk out of town like some tin horn tax sucking, military screwing
pissant former president, or maybe slither is a better mode of transportation
for you Mr. Bush, because you've proved time and again you have no spine at
all.
“Supporting the troops” absolutely doesn't mean that you, either
of you, the draft dodger or the National Guard AWOL pussy, get to malign a Democratic
war veteran who did more on the battlefield than either of you have ever at
any time in your life done for the U.S. Armed Forces.
So Rush, you sanctimonious, lying, slandering gas bag, who now gets high off of making fun of people with terminal diseases; and Mr. Bush, you narcissistic,
sadist who never has one thought for the troops, except how they can cement
your precious historical persona, as you slaughter our soldiers in Iraq, know
that you have earned the disdain of this country. You are cowards of the first
order. You have no honor. You also have no shame, because regardless of your
moral corruption against the country, the honest people who trusted you, the soldiers
across the globe and the people who serve this nation and believe in these United
States, know you have both sold out to serve your own gargantuan, never ending, ravenous
egos. That you preen in public by sucking face on radio, making a national spectacle of your homoerotic hallucinations of cowboy plains love, cements your partnership for the history books. Together at last for eternity, aaaaah.
Neither of you are fit to wipe the goat excrement off of our soldiers' boots.
It is through your lies, propaganda and disingenuous assaults on people like
John Kerry and men like Max Cleland who came before him, as well as Michael
J. Fox, a person even First Lady Laura Bush had the unmitigated gall to malign,
that we have learned the true character of your “Christianity,” which
Jesus Himself would disavow. None of you are fit for the work you do and come
next week the Democratic Party, which has more veterans running than at any
time in modern American history (dozens), with the grand old party of the past having less than a hand's worth, are going to send as many of your boot licking, war mongering, chickenhawk pals packing as we possibly can.
I can't wait until you are gone, Mr. Bush, for I will be counting the days.
As for you, Rush, you remain the same slandering, maligning, lying, stuffed
human sausage, with an over-inflated sense of your own importance that you've
always been, except now, a good part of your audience tunes in just to laugh at you.
No one takes you seriously anymore but you, you fat, pompous man. The writing of this fact giving me such pleasure as you've never known.
One final note on Mr. Bush. The good news is that on November 8th, everyone
will be happy, thrilled, even ecstatic to begin the long road to throw his sorry
ass out of the White House and finally be rid of the rancid, democracy hating,
torture loving excuse for a president, whom Thomas Jefferson would have laughed
at and then plotted to throw out of office the second day of his first term,
back when men were real men and Americans weren't so damn lazy and actually knew they could lose this democratic experiment to a king. The collective
citizenry can't wait for the 2008 election to start with a bang after the
midterms in the hopes of finally putting the bad memory of the Bush presidency
behind us, because no one has shamed this nation more than Mr. Bush, along with his toady, water boarding terrorist, war slave Dick Cheney and his murdering friend Rummy. And we, honest Americans, will have the entire world populace cheering us on.
Free at last, free at last, thank God Almighty, free at last.
But in the end, it's fitting that Bush and Rush make these special radio dates
so they can cement their homoerotic political partnership through the airwaves
that Ronald Reagan made the Republican Party's so long ago. While the world
listens in with rapt attention to see which man exhales first, chattering and clucking at their open gushing and cooing, in a homoerotic
radio romance that could satisfy the yearnings of even the most starved closet queen.
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