2006 Winners and Losers – Predictions for 2007
Here you go, a partial compilation of winners, losers and even predictions,
because no list is complete without your input.
And the Biggest Losers for 2006 are…
The Republican Party, for getting whupped in the 2006 election cycle even after resurrecting their old southern strategy that failed to do it for \’em this time.
George W. Bush for getting whupped too, but still
not understanding what it means, while planning a way to increase his legacy
through a troop surge, even though the U.S. military heirarchy is against it.
And because as we greet the New Year we have now reached 3,000
casualties in Iraq.
Prime Minister
Olmert for the worst show
of force against Lebanon since, well,
a very long time.
Wingnuts
for striking Iran.
Deadey Dick,
who was made a fool because of a shooting incident that no experienced gun
owner would have let happen. But also because Senator Joseph Biden is sharpening
his shiv and preparing for investigations that will invite Mr. Cheney to come
forth and finally tell us the truth. Yeah, right.
Fox \”News\” network, because they bet on Bush and a bad war, not to
mention Bill O\’Reilly, and now find the bottom of their ratings falling out.
Joe Lieberman, who defied Democratic primary voters to run for the Senate,
proving that he believes he is more important than We the People.
Laura Schwartz\’s brand
of Democratic consultants.
Michelle Malkin
and Hot Air, who I caught lying about Hillary Clinton, as well as TRex\’s
recent slamming of her work, as Malkin continues to get things wrong time
and time and time again. (That Malkin is now a stand-in for Bill O\’Reilly says
it all.)
Oprah, because she actually believes sheet thread
count counts!
Michael Richards and his pal Mel Gibson.
Beauty pageants.
And the Biggest Winners for 2006 are…
Speaker-elect Nancy Pelosi,
the first female speaker of the House in U.S. history.
Keith Olbermann, who not only became the 21st century Edward R. Murrow, but
showed the cable hacks that political courage about speaking truth to power
is a big winner.
Stephen Colbert,
for bitch slapping
Bush around in the most profound performance of the year.
YouTube, because the company
was instrumental in getting rid of Macaca Allen.
My friend John
Amato of Crooks and Liars for being getting much deserved ink (h/t).
Howard Dean, because his 50 state strategy was vindicated; BlueAmerica,
because they simply rocked; bloggers like me and MANY others, because we saw
in candidates like James Webb, Tester, McCaskill and especially Joe Sestak,
what needed to happen in Congress and didn\’t stop pushing ever, even when, at
first, the odds were great against our victory.
UNIONS,
because of SEIU
and the new populist Democrats who are ready to fight for the middle class,
as well as the just announced candidacy of John Edwards who is the first of
the \’08ers to speak loud and proud about them.
Harold Ford Jr., because he proved that he has what it takes, while revealing
yet again that Republicans are racist. (Yeah, I know, he\’s not a progressive, but he\’s better than Frist.)
Iranian President Ahmadinejad, who has used the incompetency of Mr. Bush and
his Administration to expand his power throughout the Middle East, as well as
tip the balance of power in Iraq.
Taliban \”One,\” who are resurgent in Afghanistan, partly due to their
safe haven in Pakistan, while Taliban \”Two\” may become part of the
Karzai government. This interview
with Scott Kesterson explains the difference.
Rosie, for her comb-over
routine on \”The View\” and for actually getting that morning show
in the headlines!
And now, without further adieu, PREDICTIONS FOR 2007…
Regardless of what I\’m hoping, praying and working every day towards, we will
not have significatnly fewer troops in Iraq this time next year.
Condoleezza Rice will be sitting in front of Senator Joe Biden offering up
another gem like BIN LADEN DETERMINED TO ATTACK IN U.S., the Iraq version.
John
Edwards will continue to kick
ass and take names, regardless of the blathering on and on and on about
everyone else, by not just talking but insisting we take ACTION, including the
right to unionize. Just maybe… Especially if Edwards commandeers
the straight talk express by calling the new Bush Iraq policy \”The
McCain Doctrine.\”
Al Gore will win an Oscar(r) for \”An Inconvenient Truth,\” while continuing
to give Senator Hillary Clinton heartburn over the \”what if he runs\”
factor.
Finally, after years and years of effort, my radio show will manifest momentum
this year. (If believing is half of it…) Join me January 8th, as
we kick off the New Year, complete with a toll free number.
\”24\” fast forwards… Jack Bauer will escape from the Chinese and
live to kick their collective butts, while delighting us all while he\’s doing
it.
Rush Limbaugh will continue to be pompous, and Sean Hannity\’s hips will continue
to widen.
Now it\’s your turn. Winners? Losers? How \’bout your predictions for
the year.
Let \’er rip and let the countdown to a better year begin!








