Rudy Reveals Super Secret Battle Plan
D\’ oh!
Rudy\’s presidential battle plans get left behind. Oh, but it\’s dirty tricks,
according to his spokesman Sunny Mindel: \”I wonder why such suspicious
activity is occurring and can only guess it is because of Rudy\’s poll numbers
in New Hampshire and Iowa.\”
Right, because it just couldn\’t have been Rudy\’s screw up.
\”America\’s mayor\” may be leading in the polls, but it\’s obvious that
they\’re worried about the bad news waiting in the Republican primaries. I guess
not everyone wants a serial monogamist for president, an oxymoron if ever there was one, who also married
his third cousin.
It\’s clearly laid out in 140 pages of printed text, handwriting and spreadsheets:
The top-secret plan for Rudy Giuliani\’s bid for the White House.(snip)
One page cites the explicit concern that he might \”drop out
of [the] race\” as a consequence of his potentially \”insurmountable\”
personal and political vulnerabilities.On the same page is a list of the candidate\’s central problems in bullet-point
form: his private sector business; disgraced former aide Bernard Kerik; his
third wife, Judith Nathan Giuliani; \”social issues,\” on which is
he is more liberal than most Republicans, and his former wife Donna Hanover.The concerns appear to be listed as issues for Giuliani law partner Pat
Oxford to address and are followed by the central question of the campaign:Are there \”prob[lem]s that are insurmount[able]?\” it asks, adding,
\”Has anyone reviewed with RWG?\” Giuliani, whose middle name is William,
is referred to throughout the document by his initials.\”All will come out – in worst light,\” the memo continues. \”$100
million against us on this stuff.\”The binder\’s pages are unsigned, but several pages have the initials \”AD\”
circled, apparently referring to Giuliani\’s chief fund-raiser, Anne Dickerson.
She is also the most likely person to have prepared the bulk of the binder\’s
contents, which detail his fund-raising plan. …
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