Extra! Extra! KSM Confesses.
Whoopee.
This is just great.
I can breathe again. I feel safe again.
Open the windows again. Walk down the street again. Take a plane again. Go overseas
again. Ahhhhhhh. Life as I knew it before KSM was captured can be renewed.
It really is spring time in America.
What did he do, you ask? Everything. It\’s. All. His. Fault. It\’s a miracle
if you think about it. It\’s almost as good as getting Osama! Almost. A terrorist admitting
to all the terrorist attacks ever perpetrated in the modern era against America.
I knew we\’d get him, or I mean, make him fess up.
Thank God those anti torture Democrats didn\’t close down Gitmo or we wouldn\’t be celebrating today.
Khalid Sheikh
Mohammed, aka KSM, has confessed to 9/11, assassination plots, targeting our tallest buildings, pluse a whole bunch of bad guy Al Qaeda stuff, even the Zodiac killings — obviously
because he\’s pissed about the film — no one will get credit for his stuff,
man. He also admitted targeting…
Presidents Clinton and Carter, Pope John Paul II, Henry Kissinger, the Empire
State Building, the Library Tower in Los Angeles and the Sears Tower in Chicago
were among the targets of al Qaeda attacks planned by captured al Qaeda terror
commander Khalid Sheikh Mohammed, according to a written statement he filed
this weekend at a hearing held at the American prison at Guantanamo.Known as KSM, he also formally admitted responsibility for the 9/ll attacks,
the 1993 World Trade Center bombing and the bombing of a nightclub in Bali,
Indonesia.(snip)
\”I was responsible for the 9/ll operation, from A to Z,\” the declaration
reads. … ..
A to Z crimes, including 9/11? After all this time, that must have
been some interrogation, Jack.
God bless George Bush. What a guy.
Never mind Iraq. Forget the incompetence during Katrina. Let\’s not talk about
Walter Reed. We\’ve got the guy who\’s responsible for 9/11. I can forget and
forgive that we\’ve had him for years tucked away, being tortured systematically.
He\’s finally admitted to it all.
Eureka! I mean, seriously, how did they do it?
Not to worry, either. Because after living through waterboarding… elcectro
shock…some more waterboarding… being hung by his thumbs and other delicate
ahem extremities, there\’s no way he could be lying. Right? He wouldn\’t
just be telling us what we want to hear, right?
It\’s just a coincidence that Libby was found guilty.
The F.B.I. has been spying illegally on American citizens again.
Alberto Gonzales has been caught using the Patriot Act to fire U.S. Attorneys,
while planning on replacing them without going through Congress. It\’s not Al\’s
fault that the mean old media found out about it. Darn those bloggers. Josh
Marshall is on a vendetta, that\’s what it is. He\’s just a far left lunatic.
You know how those liberals are, always smearing someone.
KSM has confessed. 9/11 can finally be avenged. Nice one, George.
Now will someone please change the channel. I\’ve seen this rerun before.
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