$10,000 a Month

I want Judi's job.

No, let me rephrase that. I want her salary.

Being Mrs. Rudy Giuliani can't be easy, but at least it pays well – about $10,000 a month. (snip) There is no suggestion of any illegality in the arrangement, but the idea of a husband paying his wife for services that many political spouses would take for granted is sure to raise some eyebrows. “It just looks odd,” said Republican strategist Nelson Warfield, a regular Giuliani critic. “Most spouses view supporting their significant others as part of the package, not part of the compensation package.” “Some people will joke and ask, 'Is it a straight salary or is there a performance bonus?'” added Warfield. Beyond that, it is likely to feed perceptions that Giuliani's private life – as his own mayoral campaign called it in an internal 1993 memo – contains a certain “weirdness factor.” … .. In Rudy's heart & on payroll

Well, you can say one thing for Rudy. He's finally found a way to keep a wife around and keep her happy. Pay her.