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Sean Hannity has it.
Some of you have it.
Ann Althouse definitely has it.
4. Bill says “No onion rings?” and Hillary responds “I’m looking
out for ya.” Now, the script says onion rings, because that’s what the
Sopranos were eating in that final scene, but I doubt if any blogger will
disagree with my assertion that, coming from Bill Clinton, the “O”
of an onion ring is a vagina symbol. Hillary says no to that, driving the
symbolism home. She’s “looking out” all right, vigilant over her
husband, denying him the sustenance he craves. What does she have for him?
Carrot sticks! The one closest to the camera has a rather disgusting greasy
sheen to it. Here, Bill, in retaliation for all of your excessive “O”
consumption, you may have a large bowl of phallic symbols! When we hear him
say “No onion rings?,” the camera is on her, and Bill is off-screen,
but at the bottom of the screen we see the carrot/phallus he’s holding toward
her. Oh, yes, I know that Hillary supplying carrots is supposed to remind
that Hillary will provide us with health care, that she’s “looking out
for” us, but come on, they’re carrots! Everyone knows carrots are phallic
symbols. But they’re cut up into little carrot sticks, you say? Just listen
to yourself! I’m not going to point out everything.The
new Hillary Clinton video is a take on the last scene of “The Sopranos.”
Carrots are phallic symbols? I thought it was cucumbers. I’m just
so out of touch with the conservative vegetable dildo preferences. I apologize.
Have another drink, Ann, because your meltdowns are becoming habitual.
TRex
chimed in last night, also pointing to her readers’ reactions, but I can’t help
but mention something Jane would say. Always read carefully before pushing print.
Good blog rule, Ms. Althouse, one you certainly should have followed on this
one and your readers agree.
steve simels said…
I’ve been saying for weeks that the voices in Ann’s head were getting
louder and louder.She’s reaching meltdown, folks.
Seriously, the preening narcissist and one-woman non-sequitur generator
is, I think, only one glass of chardonnay away from buying and Uzi and
taking out 30 college kids while vlogging an American Idol rerun.Don’t say you haven’t been warned.
Sinfonian said… Honestly, Ann, you really need to get help. Soon. This
obsession can’t be good for you or your students
The Clinton camp makes a viral video that catches fires, is shown across cable,
with the the sole purpose of having fun with a culturally significant HBO show,
but what do you decide? Onion rings, that’s right, the
onion ring itself is “a vagina symbol.” Ho-boy, get the net. And we’re the ones who are unhinged? Now if you’d gone after the Celine Dion song, you might
have had something, but the take off on “The Sopranos?” It’s one of the the
best videos of the season so far. Of course, you chose the sleepy
Fred Thompson challenge to Michael Moore as your favorite, but really, who gives a crap?
But if I was going to analyze why you love that video…
Fred Thompson holds the cigar… Althouse fantasizes… She smells the fresh
scent of 20th century Brut coming off his bald head… She can almost feel Fred’s
strong, lazy hands wrapped around his soggy cigar… Her eyes closed, her thigh
becomes the cigar. Thompson’s hand wrapped tightly around her giggly flesh…
STOP. Ewwww. Can’t. Continue. Picture fogs brain.
Even after being slimed by a
different wingnut body part fetishist, I still can’t fathom Ms. Althouse’s
unhinged psychoanalysis, except to say that the conservatives are wound way
too tightly in their overly regimented, obsessed with managing everyone else’s
life, hell. But imagine, this woman actually teaches! O’Reilly has to investigate
immediately.
All we need now is for Chris Matthews to chime in on some fantasy reading of
what this video really means for the Clinton marriage and Althouse’s
sexually frustrated spewings will have its souless mate.
Now hand me the dip. I hate raw carrots.
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