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This story is huge. It’s everywhere. Gigantic. Blogospheric!
And TM.com is on the story. I’ve been on the phone talking to Someone Inside
The Clinton Camp, but no one can find these people, the sources for Blogospheric! They’re on the loose. But
these people are not to be confused with the news flash of news flashes that
Actual Live Person James Carville is quoted everywhere as urging Clinton to
fight on. I’d quote Carville, but there’s no quote. Not anywhere. But Serious Reporters are sure he feels this way! They wrote it down. The Carville concoction
could have been pulled from Clinton’s decades long relationship with the man,
so let’s just call that part creative writing and leave it at that. But by golly,
we’re going to find the other sources, because this is Blogospheric!
So we’re looking for the ever accurate A Hillary Adviser to give us
the rest of the big Blogospheric! scoop. Seriously. This story is huge.
We’ve also got our eyes peeled for those Camp Hillary Insiders who
hang out with A Hillary Adviser, because they’re often allegedly seen
together talking on their phones.
But also be on the look out for those People Who Are Close To Hillary Personally.
They’ve obviously been talking. And we want
to hear what they have to (supposedly) say.
And the well known The Adviser is not to be confused with A Hillary
Adviser, so get that straight when sending tips our way.
However, we’re also on the prowl for The Political Warriors. They
evidently travel in packs and can be seen standing behind the scene, usually
at campaign events, but never the outdoor kind, because it’s just too dang cold
in New Hampshire.
But the person we really want is One Top Campaign Insider. She…
He… It has got to have the scoop. But actually not more so than Key
Players in Clinton’s Inner Circle, though they reportedly never leave the inner
sanctums of Hillaryland, so we’re likely s— out of luck on that one.
One bit of good news, we have identified Various Clintonites. However,
they adamantly deny talking.
However, one group we’re not interested in is the Others Close To The Former
First Lady. Seriously, they’re so last decade.
Be on the lookout, because they’ll no doubt be blathering on tomorrow.
Oh,
and in case you’re worried, no we don’t actually have $10,000 to give away. But we also don’t have to worry about finding any of these “sources” either.
Mark Halperin found a Real Person and Actual Source.
“This is a contest for more than 4,000 delegates. We are ahead in that contest and expect to win.” – Howard Wolfson
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