“Rumors are true! Max Motors is giving away guns,” the ad screams.
Oh! Oh! Oh, those wacky Missourians.
A graphic that sounds of bullets firing as your mouse slides across the gun graphic. But beware. It’s a full-auto graphic.
I’ll have to so hide this from my husband. He fell in love with Missouri when we went to a Mizzou game last year. But if he hears about free Kalashnikovs, well, he’ll have us packed up and ready to travel before the weekend.
Not to worry, however. Max Motors is being careful. Buyers get only a voucher, so gun owners will get background checks, just to make sure “those maggots” understand that Missourians won’t take crime standing down. You know, a “sporting chance” for citizens.
…and I say this, because I’ve actually shot an M-16. Of course, I’m a born and raised Missourian, so what do you expect?
That sound you now hear is progressive Democrats running for the hills.
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